Name: Cal
Date registered: January 28, 2011
URL: http://www.MadNewWorld.com
Dec
04
So months after Spidey defeated the giant lizard (who looked kind of like the lizard things from the Mario Bros movie) he has found a best friend. The studio was severely disappointed when their search for a young man with natural red streaks in his hair came up empty. After that blow to the moral, … Continue reading »
Nov
13
Remember 2 years ago when everyone everywhere could not stop beating it to vampires? Well, plot twist perverts! Vampires are out and zombies are in! I personally could not be happier. I was getting sick of trying to figure out how the girl from Snow White was going to give birth to Pattinson’s baby, and … Continue reading »
Sep
11
It has been 17 years since Stallone wowed audiences by showing extreme range as an actor by taking on the deeply complex role of Judge Dredd. That movie still stands as a classic in it’s genre. Now, almost two decades later, Hollywood has run out of ideas and is bringing us a second look into … Continue reading »
Jul
26
Now that The Dark Knight Trilogy is officially over, it is time to move onto to other things. It is going to be tough, but we must persevere. It almost felt like cheating when I watched this preview for the first time. I felt as if I was in mourning for the end of Nolan’s … Continue reading »
Jul
25
For those of you who don’t know, The Voice is a show on NBC where a bunch of people who have their voices digitally altered in a studio judge other people on their singing abilities. They then pick one winner whose prizes include no one caring and a free NBC polo (cost to be deducted … Continue reading »
Jul
17
Pretty much everyone in the world is excited about the opening of The Dark Knight Rises. It doesn’t matter if you are an extraordinarily pale comic nerd, a super douchey club goer guy, or a soccer mom who regularly cheats on her CPA husband, we are all ready for the dramatic conclusion. While this enthusiasm … Continue reading »
Jun
29
You have probably seen the preview for the movie Looper already, but if not here it is. If you haven’t seen it please watch it so you will have some frame of reference otherwise you will be completely out of your element for the following topic. I don’t think I will ever be able to … Continue reading »
Jun
18
This Friday marks a big day in American history. On Friday we find out that we have been lied to our whole lives and most of what we know today as the United States was built on hard work, dedication, and hunting down and killing vampires. This Friday Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter sets the record … Continue reading »
Jun
11
Hey hipsters. I have come to know that you really like super cool shoes. I also know that many of you like comic books and cartoons. What if the two were combined? Uh-oh did I just blow your fucking hipster mind. Good news, Marvel and Reebok have teamed up to bring you Spiderman themed high … Continue reading »
May
31
I was fired up when I first saw this. What we have here is a classic case of a terrible employee taking a shady camera phone picture on the set of a movie. This is basically the nerd equivalent of spy-cam Paris Hilton porn. The picture shows someone (not Robert Downey Jr.) sporting the Iron … Continue reading »