For those of you who don’t know, The Voice is a show on NBC where a bunch of people who have their voices digitally altered in a studio judge other people on their singing abilities. They then pick one winner whose prizes include no one caring and a free NBC polo (cost to be deducted … Continue reading »
Jul
25
Jun
29
Looper Questions
You have probably seen the preview for the movie Looper already, but if not here it is. If you haven’t seen it please watch it so you will have some frame of reference otherwise you will be completely out of your element for the following topic. I don’t think I will ever be able to … Continue reading »
Jun
18
Was Honest Abe The Only Vamp Hunter?
This Friday marks a big day in American history. On Friday we find out that we have been lied to our whole lives and most of what we know today as the United States was built on hard work, dedication, and hunting down and killing vampires. This Friday Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter sets the record … Continue reading »
May
03
MNW Fashion Corner
With the premier of The Avengers upon us, I feel like I have a major dilemma as to what I should wear to the premier. I am not talking black tie because somehow we here at MNW did not get invited to any of the various openings. Not even any of the lesser opening like … Continue reading »
Apr
30
Captain America Has Mask Issues
I, like the rest of you, am excited about the Avengers release this week. I am going to sit in that theater wearing my Hulk hands, trying to eat nachos, with a gigantic smile on my green face. I do have to say that I am extremely nervous about one thing. It is not that … Continue reading »
Apr
05
Stuff You Need
We all know that this day in age people will sell anything. I would like to blame the corporations for trying to sell us stupid shit that we don’t need, but the truth is that they wouldn’t make it if we didn’t buy it. They have found that people will buy anything. I think the … Continue reading »
Apr
03
It Always Sunny Heroes and Villains
For 7 seasons Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia has made us all feel like better people. Collectively Mac, Dennis, Charlie, Dee and Frank are the worst people alive. However, over the course of their friendship they have individually created multiple alter egos. These personas can either haunt us or bring us hope that the world … Continue reading »
Mar
28
Why I Love Batman More Than I Love Most Real People
I was getting made fun of by my girlfriend for submitting some Batman fan-fiction on Reddit, when it occurred to me how much time I actually spend thinking about Batman. While watching Hunger Games, all I could think of is how if Bruce Wayne was chosen for his district he’d completely dominate the games without … Continue reading »
Mar
28
“Dark Shadows” Could Be Johnny Depps Palest Appearance Yet
Tim Burton and Johnny Depp have teamed up a number of times. Their movies basically keep your local shroom dealer in business. All Mr. Depp’s roles in these movies also require that he drop the “T” from his GTL routine. Although, he probably doesn’t really have a GTL routine. It is most likely more SDT, … Continue reading »
Feb
09
Spider-Man’s Webs: Natural vs. Mechanical
The new Amazing Spider-Man trailer is bringing back a lot of old Spider-Man facts that got lost once Tobey Maguire began donning the tights: Spidey sounds like he’s funny again, the cops don’t like him, and -most importantly- Peter’s sporting mechanical web shooters again. In both movies and comics, how Spider-Man created his webs has … Continue reading »