So months after Spidey defeated the giant lizard (who looked kind of like the lizard things from the Mario Bros movie) he has found a best friend. The studio was severely disappointed when their search for a young man with natural red streaks in his hair came up empty. After that blow to the moral, … Continue reading »
Nov
13
World War Z
Remember 2 years ago when everyone everywhere could not stop beating it to vampires? Well, plot twist perverts! Vampires are out and zombies are in! I personally could not be happier. I was getting sick of trying to figure out how the girl from Snow White was going to give birth to Pattinson’s baby, and … Continue reading »
Sep
25
Honest Trailers Puts The Avengers on Notice
Comic fans’ attention span for comic movies is eerily similar to our porn-viewing habits. If you us some stimulating images we get so caught up that we don’t even realize how shameful everything was until we’ve climaxed everywhere. My point being while Joss Whedon’s Avengers movie was pretty damned perfect, there’s some funny plot holes … Continue reading »
Sep
11
Judge Dredd is Back and He is Dreddier Than Ever!
It has been 17 years since Stallone wowed audiences by showing extreme range as an actor by taking on the deeply complex role of Judge Dredd. That movie still stands as a classic in it’s genre. Now, almost two decades later, Hollywood has run out of ideas and is bringing us a second look into … Continue reading »
Jul
26
Man Of Steel
Now that The Dark Knight Trilogy is officially over, it is time to move onto to other things. It is going to be tough, but we must persevere. It almost felt like cheating when I watched this preview for the first time. I felt as if I was in mourning for the end of Nolan’s … Continue reading »
Jun
11
Hipsters Please Read
Hey hipsters. I have come to know that you really like super cool shoes. I also know that many of you like comic books and cartoons. What if the two were combined? Uh-oh did I just blow your fucking hipster mind. Good news, Marvel and Reebok have teamed up to bring you Spiderman themed high … Continue reading »
May
31
Iron Patriot Armor To Appear In Iron Man 3
I was fired up when I first saw this. What we have here is a classic case of a terrible employee taking a shady camera phone picture on the set of a movie. This is basically the nerd equivalent of spy-cam Paris Hilton porn. The picture shows someone (not Robert Downey Jr.) sporting the Iron … Continue reading »
May
22
Dark Knight Rises Poster
The marketing campaign leading up to Dark Knight Rises has been nothing short of awesome. If I were to use a word to describe my excitement, well I couldn’t because one doesn’t exist. So I will call it batmanny. Anyways, I was already feeling pretty batmanny and then I saw this new poster. Nothing to … Continue reading »
May
04
New Amazing Spiderman Trailer
The people over at Columbia Pictures have decided to release an exclusive new The Amazing Spiderman trailer. Oddly enough, they did not choose our site as the exclusive carrier of this oh so exclusive new exclusive clip. They decided to go with apple movie trailers. Probably a good business decision on their part. So, just to … Continue reading »
May
02
New Dark Knight Rises Trailer Essentially Bends Over Any Other Trailer Ever Made
WARNING: This trailer may cause blackouts from awesomeness. It has been known to cause users to wake up on the floor in a puddle of their own tears. Other reactions include a strong desire to punch through a wall, deliver street justice, and/or finally start using that bowflex you bought 8 years ago. … Continue reading »