I know we have been hitting you with a lot of Dark Knight Rises stuff lately, but the hour is nearly upon us. New posters seem to be coming out everyday. The latest ones bring up some mixed emotions for me. It is basically as confusing as the first time i felt my pants get smaller when my hot 2nd grade teacher screamed at me.
This looks kind of like a male stripper version of Batman who is trying to seduce you with his eyes. Meanwhile, his little whore hand is stealing the money out of your pocket. He should also probably deal with the fire that is rapidly making its way to his face. I would be really disappointed if half the movie was spent with him in the burn unit at Gotham General eating ice cubes and using a urinal in bed. Crumbly ash covered city in the background is obviously a staple, as it should be. No one wants to live in a Gotham where getting the black lung is not a possibility.
This one I love. The hand to hand combat, the carnage in the background, there is nothing bad about it. I am just going to point out the obvious, which is that Batman is going to have a huge problem if Bane can simply catch his lightning quick karate punches. Better execute a flawless knee to the balls pal.