MNW Contributors

Cal “The Sewer Rat”

I was born deep in the Arizona desert.  I was an orphan raised by a pack of wild rats until the age of ten (the age when all rats must leave the pack and make their own way in the world).  At eighteen I moved to California where I received my training in business…and seduction.

Favorite Superhero: Wolverine

Power I Want: Teleportation

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Kenny “Nude Tayne”

I was born with the innate understanding that I would some day gain super powers. As a result, I spent much of my childhood playing in radioactive waste, exposing myself to gamma rays, and trying to set my parents up to be murdered. Sadly, these attempts only ended with a brief bout of leukemia and an abnormally enlarged penis. I spend most of my days reading up on comics and daydreaming about administering vigilante street justice.

Favorite Superhero: Batman

Power I Want: Telekinesis