For those of you who don’t know, The Voice is a show on NBC where a bunch of people who have their voices digitally altered in a studio judge other people on their singing abilities. They then pick one winner whose prizes include no one caring and a free NBC polo (cost to be deducted … Continue reading »
Jul
25
Apr
12
New Dark Knight Rises Pics
Found these when I was searching for some tasteful nudes of Anne Hathaway. The pictures don’t really show us much but if you loop them over and over you might be able to get full bate in. Bane leading an Occupy Gotham rally. His tactics seem slightly more aggressive than the hippies in NYC. Looks … Continue reading »
Mar
28
Why I Love Batman More Than I Love Most Real People
I was getting made fun of by my girlfriend for submitting some Batman fan-fiction on Reddit, when it occurred to me how much time I actually spend thinking about Batman. While watching Hunger Games, all I could think of is how if Bruce Wayne was chosen for his district he’d completely dominate the games without … Continue reading »
Jan
19
5 Examples of How Superman is Batman’s Bitch
In all of comics there isn’t as epic of a tumultuous bromance as the one between Krypton’s first son and Gotham’s dark knight. The two have gone from angsty teammates, to super-eskimo buddies, to scorned lovers in their years of shared print. Every now and then, Superman starts thinking that just because he can punch … Continue reading »
Jan
18
Caught Red Handed
Batman is pretty much the sweetest dude ever. However, there are times throughout his career when we have had to overlook his creepy relationship with Robin. This is one of those times. Good question Batman. What exactly did you do to him?
Sep
06
Are You Man Enough To Own A Batmobile (replica)?
Do you have $650,000? Are you tired on spending your excess cash on silk shirts, designer glasses, and other things that make you look like a complete prick? Well, I have the solution for you…BUY THE FUCKING BATMOBILE (replica)! Thats right some psycho has made a replica of the Batmobile from Batman Returns. I figured … Continue reading »
Aug
24
Batman Takes Some “Me Time”
Batman has to put up with a lot of shit. If Gordon’s not whining about some kids getting kidnapped by the Riddler, he’s complaining to Batman about his shortcomings as a man or some shit. Guess what, Gordon- Batman’s in prime physical shape and can’t in any way relate to your inability to pleasure your … Continue reading »
Aug
01
Bat-Family 2.0
Since DC’s controversial reboot, there’s been a lot of buzz around the bat family, specifically Barbara Gordon (Batgirl) magically getting her legs back. deviantART user, Phil Cho, made a pretty sweet updated family portrait. As far as awkward family photos go this one has to be pretty high up there, seeing as how Batman’s parenting methods involve … Continue reading »
Jul
13
Dark Knight Rises Trailer is Elusive
Edit: trailer here: Giving people a reason to go see the last Harry Potter film, a new Dark Knight Rises trailer is being shown at the movie. Online, it’s getting taken down faster than Lindsay Lohan’s panties at a dick-jumping contest. however, Batman-News.com has been good enough to describe the trailer for everyone. Trailer opens … Continue reading »
Jul
12
Official Dark Knight Rises Poster!!
There’s already been a ton of fan-made posters out there for Chritopher Nolan’s Final Bat-gasm inducer, Dark Knight Rises. Today, we’re getting a glimpse of the official movie poster. It appears Batman will battling his greatest opponent yet: hail. Judging by the movie posters alone, being a property owner in Gotham is a horrible investment. … Continue reading »