Why do bad guys and their henchmen still fire conventional firearms at superheroes? It makes absolutely no sense. They have wasted so much money firing bullets at people that just deflect them or dodge them. Take for example Superman. Everyone in Metropolis knows who Superman is and they have definitely heard rumors about what powers … Continue reading »
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11
Jun
29
Billman
With hits like CaddyShack and Ghostbusters under his belt, Bill Murray has easily secured a spot as the #1 comedic actor of all time. However, the was one role we all secretly wanted him to conquer that never came into reality: The Batman. Pop Chart Lab has made this a reality with their Billman shirt. … Continue reading »
Jun
09
Bat-Products
With the announcement of a shoot em’ up game that has nothing to do with the actual Batman, a new movie coming out, and a comic series where Batman is becoming a franchise- it seems like everything is getting bat-branded these days. It makes sense too. If they released a Batman Penis Blender I’d probably still … Continue reading »
May
30
Please, Send Me To Arkham
If I ever go to jail, please send me to Arkham. There are a number of reasons for this. The first is that you don’t hear a lot of stories about any sort of prison rape going on in Arkham. This would be good news for me as I have the face of an angel … Continue reading »
May
17
Super Condoms!!!
Condoms suck. Everyone knows this. No one really wants to wear one and by the time you get them out the gal has probably got a good enough look at you to realize that no amount of effort is going to make up for the staggering lack of size. However, while we all hate condoms … Continue reading »
May
12
Batman Gets PWNed
Batman has to work pretty hard to get respect in the superhero community since 95% of them could punch through his skull if he pissed them off too much. That’s why Bats trained to bring himself to the peak of physical and mental conditioning: Even without his suit, Bruce Wayne can fuck a lot of shit … Continue reading »
Mar
25
Juno Temple Cast In “The Dark Knight Rises”
Variety magazine is reporting that Juno Temple is the newest member of Christopher Nolan’s last installment of the Batman series. Temple is best known for showing up with Jack Black and Michael Cera in Year One. She was also in a movie called Atonement, which I would rather fight a switchblade wielding chimpanzee than see. … Continue reading »
Mar
15
New Arkham City Trailer- Get Ready to Change Your Pants
When Arkham Asylum came out in 09 many critics hailed it as the best superhero video game ever. This new trailer for Arkham City, coming out in October, looks like they may have somehow topped it. The game is supposed to be about five times larger than its predecessor, Batman can now combine abilities and … Continue reading »
Mar
11
Arkham City Coming Oct. 18
Warner Bros. Interactive today announced the launch date of the much awaited sequel to Arkham Asylum, Arkham City. It’s hitting the shelves Oct. 18. Arkham City will step out of the shadows and onto store shelves in North America beginning October 18, in Australia beginning October 19 and in Europe and other global territories beginning … Continue reading »
Mar
07
Angry Bats
Angry Birds is the most popular iPhone game ever. It’s the first one to ever jump platforms from mobile to have movies, plush toys, and people who have sex in Angry Bird costumes called “The Dirty Birds.” (Editors note- that last one may be completely made up) Anyway, it was only a matter of time … Continue reading »