The new Dark Knight Rises trailer is finally in HD so you no longer need to masturbate to a pixelated version of it like some kind of God damn caveman. It looks really amazing aside from the fact Bane sounds like he’s constantly dropping a load in his pants. Which would be pretty high on … Continue reading »
Sep
26
Catwoman is…. Sexy?
There’s always some disconnect when taking superheroines from the comic pages to the movie. Basically because when women are in comics- they all look like strippers so when they make movies about them- they all look like strippers (high class strippers mind you). This is the case with Anne Hathaway as Catwoman in The Dark … Continue reading »
Jul
12
Official Dark Knight Rises Poster!!
There’s already been a ton of fan-made posters out there for Chritopher Nolan’s Final Bat-gasm inducer, Dark Knight Rises. Today, we’re getting a glimpse of the official movie poster. It appears Batman will battling his greatest opponent yet: hail. Judging by the movie posters alone, being a property owner in Gotham is a horrible investment. … Continue reading »
May
20
Bane Is a Twitter Genius
Through some crazy-ass Twitter promo I can’t begin to understand without having a brain hemmorage, we see the first of photo Tom Hardy as Bane! First impression: He looks like someone took the gimp, put him on 6 cycles of steroids, then had him pose angrily in a rape dungeon. None of this bodes well … Continue reading »
Feb
02
Joseph Gordon-Levitt Cast in Dark Knight Rises
Indie-heartthrob turned zero-gravity-hotel-fighter, Joseph Gordron-Levitt, has been cast by Nolan in the next Batman installment, The Dark Knight Rises. There was originally some talk about Gordon-Levitt playing either the Riddler or filling Ledger’s clown shoes as the Joker. Nolan has since made it abundantly clear that neither of those Gotham mainstays will be making an … Continue reading »