For those of you who don’t know, The Voice is a show on NBC where a bunch of people who have their voices digitally altered in a studio judge other people on their singing abilities. They then pick one winner whose prizes include no one caring and a free NBC polo (cost to be deducted … Continue reading »
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25
May
30
Please, Send Me To Arkham
If I ever go to jail, please send me to Arkham. There are a number of reasons for this. The first is that you don’t hear a lot of stories about any sort of prison rape going on in Arkham. This would be good news for me as I have the face of an angel … Continue reading »
Mar
21
5 Superheroes/Villains Who You Want On Spring Break
Well its the end of March, and for those of you lucky basatrds who still celebrate it that means one thing, SPRING BREAK!!! While your parents are sitting at their soul crushing desk jobs trying to scrap together enough cash to pay for your tuition, you are using your hard earned drug dealing cash to … Continue reading »
Mar
07
Angry Bats
Angry Birds is the most popular iPhone game ever. It’s the first one to ever jump platforms from mobile to have movies, plush toys, and people who have sex in Angry Bird costumes called “The Dirty Birds.” (Editors note- that last one may be completely made up) Anyway, it was only a matter of time … Continue reading »