The new Amazing Spider-Man trailer is bringing back a lot of old Spider-Man facts that got lost once Tobey Maguire began donning the tights: Spidey sounds like he’s funny again, the cops don’t like him, and -most importantly- Peter’s sporting mechanical web shooters again. In both movies and comics, how Spider-Man created his webs has … Continue reading »
I was really hesitant to like this movie when it was first announced because: a) The fact that it’s been 10 years since the first Spiderman movie really depresses me b) How long do I have to wait before getting a decent version of Venom in a film?! But this looks pretty legit. It’s about … Continue reading »
deviantArt user, Nebezial, pointed out that a lot of Spidey’s foes share a common chronographic trait and made this pretty sweet picture out of it. Not pictured: She-hulks pubic hair.
That was a real scene in a real movie. I think the writers must have misread the comics. They must have thought that instead of the symbiot making Parker stronger and faster, it was supposed to increase his chances of dying a virgin.
J. Jonah Jameson is a true man. He has a deep badass voice, he smokes a cigar, and he has seriously unchecked anger issues which he refuses to see a psychiatrist about. My favorite part about J Jonah is not that he wanted to unmask Spiderman so bad that he outsourced and created a superhuman … Continue reading »
To kick off the week right, Peter Parker crying like a bitch:
Have you ever wondered what American Beauty would look like if the creepy videographer kid could shoot webs out of his hands? Us neither, but here we have it: Hopefully this means we’ll get a creepy full Gwen Stacy boob shot through a window before Uncle Ben breaks in and starts beating Peter because there’s … Continue reading »
Being a superhero isn’t all glitz and glam. For every adoring fan that gives you a boob flash or lets you kiss their baby (or sometimes the fabled boob-flash and baby kiss combo) there’s a torn cape you have to mend and an apartment gone to squalor because you’re too busy saving the world to clean it. … Continue reading »
Condoms suck. Everyone knows this. No one really wants to wear one and by the time you get them out the gal has probably got a good enough look at you to realize that no amount of effort is going to make up for the staggering lack of size. However, while we all hate condoms … Continue reading »
New pictures from the set of The Amazing Spiderman were recently released by The Daily Mail. While all of the other pictures have been of Spiderman webslinging or banging dudes, this set throws a nice curve ball at us. The new pictures show Rhys Ifans, who is playing Dr. Connors aka The Lizard, talking with … Continue reading »