WARNING: This trailer may cause blackouts from awesomeness. It has been known to cause users to wake up on the floor in a puddle of their own tears. Other reactions include a strong desire to punch through a wall, deliver street justice, and/or finally start using that bowflex you bought 8 years ago. … Continue reading »
Apr
12
New Dark Knight Rises Pics
Found these when I was searching for some tasteful nudes of Anne Hathaway. The pictures don’t really show us much but if you loop them over and over you might be able to get full bate in. Bane leading an Occupy Gotham rally. His tactics seem slightly more aggressive than the hippies in NYC. Looks … Continue reading »
Aug
01
New Pictures of Bane
Good news is that these new pictures of Bane have just hit the net. The bad news is that it looks like he can bite your face off. Nolan has proved in the last two films that he is great at creating a hyper-reality setting for our beloved Batman. The only thing that seems … Continue reading »
Jul
19
The Dark Knight Rises Teaser!
We had to wait for Harry Potter to make a couple hundred million dollars, but finally The Dark Knight Rises Teaser has hit the internet. It obviously is the best thing I’ve ever seen and serves as yet another reminder to me that my own life is terrible and Bruce Wayne’s is totally awesome. Enjoy. … Continue reading »
Jul
13
Dark Knight Rises Trailer is Elusive
Edit: trailer here: Giving people a reason to go see the last Harry Potter film, a new Dark Knight Rises trailer is being shown at the movie. Online, it’s getting taken down faster than Lindsay Lohan’s panties at a dick-jumping contest. however, Batman-News.com has been good enough to describe the trailer for everyone. Trailer opens … Continue reading »
Apr
19
The Dark Knight Rises, But Not How We Expected
Big news coming out of the Warner Bros. today as they announce the characters that Jospeh Gordon-Levitt and Marion Cotillard will be playing in The Dark Knight Rises. Rumors swirled around the nerd universe when it was originally announced that these two Inception alums signed on to the project. Everybody who lived in a basement … Continue reading »
Apr
06
Pittsburgh Added To The List Of Gotham Posers
It was recently announced that Christopher Nolan will be adding Pittsburgh to the list of cities in which he will be shooting The Dark Knight Rises. Other cities include Detroit, New Orleans and apparently some place called New York. I have never been to Pittsburgh so I am not gonna bash it. I am sure … Continue reading »
Mar
25
Juno Temple Cast In “The Dark Knight Rises”
Variety magazine is reporting that Juno Temple is the newest member of Christopher Nolan’s last installment of the Batman series. Temple is best known for showing up with Jack Black and Michael Cera in Year One. She was also in a movie called Atonement, which I would rather fight a switchblade wielding chimpanzee than see. … Continue reading »
Feb
14
Inception 2: The Dark Knight Rises
It is rumored that Marion Cotillard is in talks to take a role in The Dark Knight Rises. This would add one more from the killer cast of Inception to wander over to Gotham City. Apparently Nolan took some kind of a blood oath with the cast. It also rumored that he has cast the … Continue reading »